Eric Raymond's Journal

Wednesday, August 28th, 2002

Subject:	Re: PIZZAZZ (AGAIN)
Time:	7:21 pm.
Mood:	moody.

Techrat is NOT a "weirdo".

Techrat's a GENIUS.

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Monday, August 12th, 2002

Subject:	Re: ROXY
Time:	9:59 am.
Mood:	cynical.

You have GOT to be kidding me.

After that last stunt you pulled in Vegas, Roxy, you can bet those "steamrollers" will be held under the HIGHEST security.

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Subject:	Girls, Girls, Girls...
Time:	8:31 am.
Mood:	distressed.

Jetta-you inquired about the reason why I don't update often? Well, perhaps it could be because I AM BUSY DOING ACTUAL WORK AS OPPOSED TO DESTROYING THINGS FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT.

I hope things are clearer now.

Blast. Bills, bills...BILLS! The charges to this company, never come to end.

Roxy, I'll have you know that last guitar you smashed against the Eiffel Tower in Paris (because you wanted to see if "it would fall over like a tree"), has cost us enough to purchase the French Embassy, itself.

Stormer, I understand that touring can be draining and I encourage you to eat-but $6000 worth of room service is just a little much, don't you think?

And Pizzazz, (deep breath)-that charming letter you sent to the president reading "Take your White House and shove it up your...", is NOT EXACTLY GOOD FOR YOUR REPUTATION. You can consider yourself lucky to be out of jail.

Once again, Jetta, in answer to your question, I have been just a little pre-occupied-shelling out the company's money and cleaning up YOUR messes, as usual. And among all this, you Misfits' discovery of the internet just makes my migrane larger.

Yet somehow, someway (or more like a small miracle), I manage to keep you girls in line. But that's just because I'm a professional-I know the ropes of the music biz. Unlike naeve amateurs such as Jerrica Benton.

(rubs hands) I'd just LOVE to see Jerrica even try to tame The Misfits.

Yes, Mr. Raymond- (smug grin) you are truly a god.

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Subject:	Re: PIZZAZZ
Time:	3:57 am.
Mood:	calm.

I know, Pizzazz. I know.

I've contacted Techrat-perhaps, he can hack into Jem's system and destroy her account.

Then the world will have no choice but to browse THE MISFITS journals...(sinister laugh)

The publicity will be GOLDEN.

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Wednesday, July 24th, 2002

Subject:	What The...?!
Time:	3:13 pm.
Mood:	annoyed.

Pizzazz...?

PIZZAZZ!!

I told you to stay AWAY from the internet!

Oh, this is PERFECT.

(head in hands)

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